
I accidently swallow part of a sparkly streamer today thinking it was a chicken snack. Guess I’ll be puking rainbows for the next few days…

I accidently swallow part of a sparkly streamer today thinking it was a chicken snack. Guess I’ll be puking rainbows for the next few days…
The New York Post stopped by and had (mostly awesome) things to say about Gwynnett St. For example:
“Attention to detail draws forth intense, primal flavors, and just enough invention makes familiar-sounding main elements new. If baby bok choy always tasted this good, I’d have it all the time. It anchored a refreshing cold salad where cauliflower, grapefruit and feta cheese joined the party.”
Read the whole review here: Worth a Visit to Gwynnett
And for the record, I think he’s wrong about the scallops. HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH WHIPPED BACON?!?! The answer is that you can’t.
Seriously, shit is good. Make your reservations here: Gwynnett St or call me and I’ll make them for you.
That’s right. Shadow’s got him very own blog now!Come near my food and I’ll set you on fire with my mind.
This half ewok, half gremlin, half pig creature keeps me laughing constantly. Someone might need his own blog soon.

I’ve been so busy moving and opening a restaurant (sadly not my own) that I haven’t had time to post pictures of my new bestie. Internets, meet Shadow! Part ewok, part gremlin, part ninja. He’s the best!
If all goes well with the application, I’ll be moving to Greenpoint Heights tomorrow! Fear not, however, dear friends. I’ll be far away from the waste water plant, within a few blocks of Graham Ave, and just out of reach of the oil spill. The view from my kitchen will look about like the photo above.
One of my tables gave this to me as part of my tip today. It’s a postcard and on the back it says “Handmaid shoes from Swankopmund, Namibia by Herbert Schier.” It’s hard to tell in the photo, but that man’s sweater is cheetah print and has tiger heads all over it. The original owner of the postcard, before gifting it to me, said “there are so many fucking hipsters in Africa now.” Huh? But whatever, I LOVE IT.