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i like to go on adventures and take photos of what i find.
i really like the words magical and shenanigans.
that pretty much sums it all up.

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Nov 14

1950’s cookie jar from chip’s cool finds . nom nom nom.

Nov 7

Book Thug Nation

Oct 31

i do not have a halloween costume for tonight.

using what is already in my wardrobe i could be a: sexy lumberjack, waitress, chef, ghost. thoughts?

Oct 29

true story: i almost choked to death on one of those caramelized cornbread crumbs while walking down 13th street.

Oct 22

the pastry portion of my culinary education ended just in time. for the past two weeks i have been teetering on the edge of adult onset diabetes.

Oct 9

spanish wine academy currently resembles a bad sci-fi movie.

Oct 2

lamb’s tongue (after)

lamb’s tongue (before)

Tonight’s lesson: organs. We cooked calf’s liver, sweetbreads, kidney, and tongue.

Sep 24

best analogy i've heard all day

and quite possibly the most accurate description of tyra banks ever written: just when you think she’s reached the endpoint, she breaks through another wall of CRAZY like that koolaid motherfucker.

Sep 16

Word of the Day

cosmopsis:

pleiad

pronunciation:
(PLEE-uhd)

meaning:
noun: A group of (usually seven) brilliant persons or things.

etymology:
After the Pleiades, the seven daughters of the titan Atlas and sea-nymph Pleione in Greek mythology. These seven sisters were Maia, Electra, Celaeno, Taygete, Merope, Alcyone, and Sterope. In one version of the myth, they killed themselves out of grief over the loss of their half sisters the Hyades, and were turned into a group of stars. In another version, they were placed among the stars to protect them from the hunter Orion, though he too became a star to continue to pursue them. Only six of the seven sisters shine brightly in the Pleiades star cluster. The other one is supposed to be Merope, hiding in shame for loving a mortal, or Electra, mourning the death of her son Dardanus. (via wordsmith)

(There were seven Goonies, you know).

Sep 12

can i pull off this knee length snow bunny sweater dress?

Sep 10

Pps. Did I mention I haven’t had coffee this morning?

Ps. Tilt your head to the left for proper viewing. It seems my phone seems to be orienting all of my emailed photos incorrectly in lieu of the “this was sent from my Verizon wireless BlackBerry” signature.

this is what lobster bisque looks like before you strain out the carnage.

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