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i do not have a halloween costume for tonight.

using what is already in my wardrobe i could be a: sexy lumberjack, waitress, chef, ghost. thoughts?

Tonight’s lesson: organs. We cooked calf’s liver, sweetbreads, kidney, and tongue.

best analogy i've heard all day

and quite possibly the most accurate description of tyra banks ever written: just when you think she’s reached the endpoint, she breaks through another wall of CRAZY like that koolaid motherfucker.

Word of the Day

cosmopsis:

pleiad

pronunciation:
(PLEE-uhd)

meaning:
noun: A group of (usually seven) brilliant persons or things.

etymology:
After the Pleiades, the seven daughters of the titan Atlas and sea-nymph Pleione in Greek mythology. These seven sisters were Maia, Electra, Celaeno, Taygete, Merope, Alcyone, and Sterope. In one version of the myth, they killed themselves out of grief over the loss of their half sisters the Hyades, and were turned into a group of stars. In another version, they were placed among the stars to protect them from the hunter Orion, though he too became a star to continue to pursue them. Only six of the seven sisters shine brightly in the Pleiades star cluster. The other one is supposed to be Merope, hiding in shame for loving a mortal, or Electra, mourning the death of her son Dardanus. (via wordsmith)

(There were seven Goonies, you know).

Pps. Did I mention I haven’t had coffee this morning?

Ps. Tilt your head to the left for proper viewing. It seems my phone seems to be orienting all of my emailed photos incorrectly in lieu of the “this was sent from my Verizon wireless BlackBerry” signature.

Dairy Animals of the World

The Cow, European and Indian, the Buffalo, the Yak, the Goat, the Sheep, the Camel. (currently reading ‘On Food and Cooking, The Science and Lore of the Kitchen’ by Harold McGee)